I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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