did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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