You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
home. puking in laundry basket.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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