yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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