K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize