i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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