The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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