tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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