Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We have started to decorate penises.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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