Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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