who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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