im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
please don't ironically join a cult
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