Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Couch. On fire.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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