I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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