this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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