If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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