I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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