Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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