I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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