Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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