Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I want to fling myself into the sun
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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