it wasn't lemon gatorade
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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