stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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