Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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