just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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