god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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