When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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