She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Randomize
