I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
