Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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