Just mADE A PArabola og urine
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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