k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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