I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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