The maid of honor just puked.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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