So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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