I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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