She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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