..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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