so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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