We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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