I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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