The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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