I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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