she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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