grandma shit on top of the toilet
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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