The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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