...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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