Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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