You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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