just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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