What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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