I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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