How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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