I hate your face
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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