I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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