ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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