Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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