It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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