Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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