In the future we'll all be gay
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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